"custom varieties guaranteed to be
from these neighborhoods:
Oak Park ---
    a rich taste, redolent of steak,
    smoked salmon, and country ham
Pinehurst ---
    a nuttier flavor with hints
    of olive, proscuitto, and brie
Cape Hatteras ---
    saltier than the others, with
    tidbits of shrimp, oysters, and crab"
( These "varieties" are funnier if you're
familiar with North Carolina neighborhoods. )