A humor-filled label on a real can (empty). $10 (order button below)
Labels are on REAL CANS.
Cans are lined with black paper.
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"ingredients:
o'possum, brown sugar, white lightning"
"Guaranteed Dead ---
not just "playin' posssum"
"A taste sure to join the epicure elite of
snails, fish eyes, and Peking duck brains."
"Wine Suggestions ---
Chateau d'Packed Red Clay '97
Old Swamp Breath '85"
"Be sure to try our 100% Extra Virgin
O'Possum Oil (first cold press)"
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Even the government-required "Nutrition Facts" is tongue-in-cheek.
"Saturated Fat 15G (they're GREASY!)"
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