A humor-filled label on a real can (empty). $10 (order button below)
Labels are on REAL CANS.
Cans are lined with black paper.
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"ingredients:
beaver, pine nuts, scuppernong wine"
"Smoke-cured to bring out
that delicate woody flavor"
"Harvested young --- before they
get tough from all that tree-felling,
swimming, & construction"
"Try our Beaver Meat with these wonderful
dipping sauces to accent that woodsy flavor:
linseed oil
melted bees wax
tongue oil
varnish
enamel
MINIWAX wood finish"
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Even the government-required "Nutrition Facts" is tongue-in-cheek.
"Dietary Fiber 10G (Even the young ones are still tough ...)
sugars 5G (... but some tree saps are sweet.)"
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