A humor-filled label on a real can (empty). $10 (order button below)
Labels are on REAL CANS.
Cans are lined with black paper.
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"ingredients:
beaver, pine nuts, scuppernong wine"
"Smoke-cured to bring out
that delicate woody flavor"
"Harvested young --- before they
get tough from all that tree-felling,
swimming, & construction"
"Try our Beaver Meat with these wonderful
dipping sauces to accent that woodsy flavor:
linseed oil
melted bees wax
tongue oil
varnish
enamel
MINIWAX wood finish"
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Even the government-required "Nutrition Facts" is tongue-in-cheek.
"Dietary Fiber 10G (Even the young ones are still tough ...)
sugars 5G (... but some tree saps are sweet.)"
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custom order name signs
-- for children, teachers, other adults
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Covers for books, from fabric and paper
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SCRAPBOOKING SUPPLIES -- INTRO
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FOR BRIDGE AND EUCHRE PLAYERS
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overview of all bridge and euchre items
progressive bridge and euchre tallies
-- for 2-table to 6-table parties
bridge scorepad holders
-- guide for Chicago, rubber, duplicate
complete bridge sets
-- matching tallies and scorepads
FREE printable bridge score sheet
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MAGNETS
overview of all magnet types
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-- for your dishwasher
SAFE to dry
-- for your laundry room
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Simplify
WELCOME
patriotic
Easter
Christmas
marbled-paper
angels
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LOCKED-UNLOCKED
OPEN-CLOSED
NO SMOKING
"I'd rather be..." designs
"World's Greatest..." designs
flower hidden-name designs
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NOVELTY ITEMS
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pencil holder cans
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Beaver Meat
O'Possum Meat
Raccoon Meat
Squirrel Meat
Whole Chipmunks
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miniature paper baskets
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NOTE CARDS AND SIGNS
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"just a note" music card set
doorknob sign "Cat IN - OUT"
"I'd rather be..." cards & signs
-- fishing, quilting, dancing, etc.
"World's Greatest..." cards & signs
-- mother, grandma, teacher
WELCOME signs
HAPPY EASTER signs
MERRY CHRISTMAS signs
flower hidden-name note cards
-- rose, orchid, lily, etc.
carousel animal note card sets
marbled flower-stencil card sets
vacation sketches note card set
personalized note cards
-- name or monogram
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FREE wallpaper
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